Pest control

Today, we did sometin' quite extraordinary. We did de Alliance a favor. We cleansed two immoral places and doin' wat dey could not do demselves.

First we set up positions outside Goldshire. Our scouts reported dat discraceful behaviour was takin' place, in de full view of de locals. Den we cleansed de town. Some spitted, some cheered. Den de Alliance Watch came to clean up de bodies. Satisfied dat our job was done, we set out to our next target.

Tinkertown. I dunna know why de dwarves got so upset. De gnomes have been tryin' to kill demselves before, we were just helpin' dem out. Disappointed at dis response, we only killed High Tinker Mekkatorque, de one responsible for de near-genocide.

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